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Samson

What a fucking hottie!! So good looking and amazing!! If you have a Samson in your life cherish them forever and worship them like a god!!! They are the best thing ever to happen to you! Date them even if their your gender and your not gay!! They're defiantly worth it!!
Samson is our God and we offer him our love and chicken meat 🐐🐐🐐
by Big ounce laaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019
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Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)
Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.
by Dungwit November 27, 2013
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Sansoner

A male who cannot control both their genitalia and/or what they say while in contact with a female
You were such a sansoner with Jill the other day.

Matt is a sansoner
by Shanelax34 December 23, 2008
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Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.
Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized
by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007
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Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.
"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."
by Hebbard March 22, 2004
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sasson

a hot, sexy beast who is also intelligent and articulate. Also, he can subdue girls and loves French porn.
Sasson rocks ASS and is a sexy beast
Sexiest man on earth is Sasson
by utz May 1, 2008
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Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"
"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.
by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012
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