snackerbating

Eating snack foods while masterbating. Particularly popular with Cheetos, which can result in orange dick, or "od".

me: how come you didn't show up at the bar last night?
you: I was too busy snackerbating and ended up with a bad case of od.

by bikerag August 25, 2006

smackeroonies

money, see? greenbacks, ben franklins, get it? don't be a chump see?

I'll give you $10,000 smackeroonies to kick Dave's ass

by schism-gism November 6, 2008

slacker-tude

A combination of slacker and attitude, these often appear together in one emotional package

Even with her work unfinished, she still managed to give me plenty of slacker-tude at the end of the day

by Mafio Fiddler January 18, 2009

Slackerdom

The state of slacking. Similar to how boredom is the state of being bored. It implies a deeper level of slacking off then merely saying "i've been slacking"

My week long slackerdom finally ended when I realized the test is tomorrow.

by Equar May 1, 2009

Cunt Smacker

Someone who is rough during sexual intercourse.
Someone who enjoys slapping cunt.

Your dad is a cunt smacker.

I like being a cunt smacker.

Your a cunt smacker, were over.

by Brooke And Jami January 17, 2009

Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.

Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker”

by 3Djoker November 15, 2018

J torrie smacker

When u swing your cock round and it hits the bed post causing big bruise

I am going to j torrie smacker myself

by Naw sack July 2, 2020