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San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016
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Salad is a salad

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.
Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.
by boooba153 April 15, 2022
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salad-daze

confusion and or dizziness due to a flawed vegan or vegetarian diet that provides little or no protein
When you're a fish-fowler, you don’t have to worry about salad-daze.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2014
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Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.
Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.
by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015
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Nigga Salad

Guy 1: Yo, my dawg. You ready for some nigga salad?

Guy 2: Yessah, my nigga! I got the Mac and Cheese if you've got the hotdogs!
by ieatsdaniggasalad October 6, 2012
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Salad Wedge

When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.

Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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Beard salad

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.
Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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