runting

small deformed dwarf

hobbit

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

runte

a guy that can slipstream his genitlia into a butera

The other day while taking someone to the airport and being bit in the neck by a rattle snake the chauffer was runtied.

by john doe December 2, 2003

Runt

The penis that is always at the end of the line and ignored, just like a runt in the animal pack. This penis tends to be weaker, with a much smaller frame and head. He does not produce sperm.

Jonathon Hodgeson has a small dick, he has a runt

by Tim Johnson June 13, 2007

Runts

Stupid candy that makes gay noises when dropped, and bounces in a sonar pattern

"La ta ta ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ta ta-ta said the Runt"

by Mac November 1, 2003

Runt Muffin

A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.

Schmandie is such a runt muffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier's nether regions?

by ritalinaddict September 23, 2009

cunt runt

An unborn child still in the womb. Specifically used in a derogatory manner when denouncing being the father of the child.

That bitch is crazy! I don't care how many times she said we fucked! That cunt runt is not mine!

by NerdPope December 9, 2008

punt runt

Its when you get the punt of a new litter of cats or dogs and punt that little shit for no reason except the fact that you're better than it.

Friend one: Dude I just punt runted that runt
Friend two: Haha that shows him who's boss.

by RespectTheTruth July 8, 2018