Dansk35's definitions

zesty zoo-zah

To describe something is extremely weird or out of the ordinary, or may seem really gay or homosexual.

What the zesty zoo-zah is that!

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

Coke rizz

When an obese individual (particularly art and PE teachers), use a certain type of rizz to attract beverages such as Coca-Cola. This will not work on Diet Coke, and will barely work on Coke Zero Sugar.

I heard that the art teacher has some extreme Coke rizz!

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

ProVision ISR

An Israeli security camera company, notorious for their products being prominent in schools located in New South Wales, Australia.

These ProVision ISRs are the bane of my existence right now!

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

gate licker

Someone (especially those with overhanging buck-teeth) who cannot resist the urge to fall over into a metal-sheet gate, leaving a dent, damaging the innocent gate/fence.

I just saw gate licker this morning, I’ve warned people to keep an eye on their fences.

by Dansk35 August 29, 2023

Aggie

Slang for an agricultural teacher, usually at secondary schools.

Hey, I’ll be down at the plot with Aggie this afternoon.

by Dansk35 August 30, 2023

chilled lesson

A phrase, commonly used by secondary school science teachers at the end of the school year, who will state the lesson will be “chill” and “relaxed” while simultaneously handing out inch-thick worksheets to the class. The class will then watch a two-decade old video before filling out the worksheet from a PowerPoint presentation. According to the teacher this must be complete by the end of the lesson.

So, it’s just a very chilled lesson today guys, not much for you to do. I’ve got a video for you to watch, so there isn’t much work that needs to be done.

by Dansk35 August 30, 2023

film

Common phrase used by supposed-to-be-retired geography teachers. Often comes in the form of a decade old 7-10 minute YouTube video.

Usually accompanied by a two-page 'worksheet' which was thrown together on Google Docs in under 5 minutes.

So we're just going to watch a film today, I've also got this handout I'll be giving you.

by Dansk35 March 9, 2025