Dansk35's definitions

Aggie

Slang for an agricultural teacher, usually at secondary schools.

Hey, I’ll be down at the plot with Aggie this afternoon.

by Dansk35 August 30, 2023

chilled lesson

A phrase, commonly used by secondary school science teachers at the end of the school year, who will state the lesson will be “chill” and “relaxed” while simultaneously handing out inch-thick worksheets to the class. The class will then watch a two-decade old video before filling out the worksheet from a PowerPoint presentation. According to the teacher this must be complete by the end of the lesson.

So, it’s just a very chilled lesson today guys, not much for you to do. I’ve got a video for you to watch, so there isn’t much work that needs to be done.

by Dansk35 August 30, 2023

Nan’s lip

When something (especially food) is so inherently disgusting you cannot look at it.

Looks like you’ve got some Nan’s lip there…

by Dansk35 March 13, 2025

SATJ

Abbreviation: ‘say amen to Jesus’

Can be used by local churches to “connect” with the youth, integrated into various phrases.

Hey everyone, let’s SATJ!

by Dansk35 March 11, 2025

mouse-trap

Technique used by school leadership officials. It involves the persecutor ignoring the misbehaving fugitive (runt), whilst following at a distance. The runt will suddenly feel like they are being chased and will unknowingly run into a dead-end. At the last moment the persecutor will execute various manoeuvres to "capture" the runt, such as:
- Sudden acceleration
- Sidestepping
- Various lures
- Increase in pace
- Extending arms (to block)

This technique of luring the runt into a false sense of security can be quite effective when implemented correctly.

I'm approaching the runt, can we implement a mouse-trap at the C-block stairwell?

by Dansk35 March 12, 2025

Runt

Little rat child, usually under 4'2". Often seen in school, placed in a senior class, as they cannot help themselves from behaving properly. Outside class, they can be seen patrolled around by higher leadership of a school.

I caught this little Runt misbehaving on camera.

by Dansk35 March 11, 2025

Tillslut

(Pronounced ‘till-slut’) A female towards the end of their teen years, who can occasionally be found working in a retail environment.

Tillsluts often greet customers with little-to-no enthusiasm, they dread their job and is always found with 2 metric tons of makeup on their face. However, outside of work, they like to brag about their role, and often seek to make others envy them as a result.

I wouldn’t go to the store today, I hear that tillslut Ashleigh is working.

by Dansk35 March 11, 2025