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Definitions by Dansk35

Nan’s lip 

When something (especially food) is so inherently disgusting you cannot look at it.
Looks like you’ve got some Nan’s lip there…
Nan’s lip by Dansk35 March 13, 2025

mouse-trap 

Technique used by school leadership officials. It involves the persecutor ignoring the misbehaving fugitive (runt), whilst following at a distance. The runt will suddenly feel like they are being chased and will unknowingly run into a dead-end. At the last moment the persecutor will execute various manoeuvres to "capture" the runt, such as:
- Sudden acceleration
- Sidestepping
- Various lures
- Increase in pace
- Extending arms (to block)

This technique of luring the runt into a false sense of security can be quite effective when implemented correctly.
I'm approaching the runt, can we implement a mouse-trap at the C-block stairwell?
mouse-trap by Dansk35 March 12, 2025
Little rat child, usually under 4'2". Often seen in school, placed in a senior class, as they cannot help themselves from behaving properly. Outside class, they can be seen patrolled around by higher leadership of a school.
I caught this little Runt misbehaving on camera.
Runt by Dansk35 March 11, 2025
Abbreviation: ‘say amen to Jesus’

Can be used by local churches to “connect” with the youth, integrated into various phrases.
Hey everyone, let’s SATJ!
SATJ by Dansk35 March 11, 2025

Tillslut 

(Pronounced ‘till-slut’) A female towards the end of their teen years, who can occasionally be found working in a retail environment.

Tillsluts often greet customers with little-to-no enthusiasm, they dread their job and is always found with 2 metric tons of makeup on their face. However, outside of work, they like to brag about their role, and often seek to make others envy them as a result.
I wouldn’t go to the store today, I hear that tillslut Ashleigh is working.
Tillslut by Dansk35 March 11, 2025
A lonely, misunderstood individual who acts like they're the most important thing ever, pretends they know and is liked by everyone, has well-below average IQ, and often wants to maintain dominance in most situations. They will also attempt anything in order to remain relevant and feel important. However, their presence is often unwanted by most people.
Look out, Top G has arrived...
Top G by Dansk35 March 10, 2025
Common phrase used by supposed-to-be-retired geography teachers. Often comes in the form of a decade old 7-10 minute YouTube video.

Usually accompanied by a two-page 'worksheet' which was thrown together on Google Docs in under 5 minutes.
So we're just going to watch a film today, I've also got this handout I'll be giving you.
film by Dansk35 March 9, 2025