rub one out

when a male polishes his peuter until climax, then proceeds to bust a nut.

i was wathcing womens curling yesterday then i rubbed one out real sly like

by assplunder October 29, 2003

Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013

Rub one out of spite

To masturbate out of spite; to angerbate

She hates it when I jack off, so I'm going to rub one out of spite.

by ianjy May 19, 2009

Rub one out, the wrong way

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.

Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '

by Timmy Gripshift August 14, 2010

Rub One Out

To masturbate until ejaculation.

"Dude. i was so horny last night i had to rub one out."

by DingingBell May 22, 2025

Rub it out

To cancel a previous request. The phrase is often used in line work.

“Hey, toss me up a few staples…wait, rub it out, the apprentice found some.”

by fatpromdate August 17, 2021

Rub it out wednesday

A challenge where you must rub one out for every Wednesday in a year

Hey Timmy, whoever doesn't forfeit first for "rub it out Wednesday" wins

by Whatthefuckamidoing November 4, 2018