Rolf

Rolling On the Laughing Floor.

Something that is so funny that the floor starts laughing.

rolf, look at that

he's so funny, rolf!

by ZoG Rules August 30, 2007

ROLF

created when the common instant messenger acronym "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) was misspelled, ROLF is an acronym for "really old lady fucking". often used to describe what people you dont like do in parking lots.

youre gonna be an old lady someday rolfing it up with some stud, i can see it

by Oscar Rocha April 17, 2006

Rolf

Having carnal relations with a young/underage girl. And then her mother and saying to the mum her daughter liked it.

I'd really like to Rolf her.

by Your psuedonym May 29, 2014

Rolf

A really cool guy, just awesome to chill with. He is easy to trust, and also has a very large dick.

Guy: Hey, wanna come over?
Rolf: Sure, I'm a Rolf, why not?

by DoggosLovePuppers July 02, 2018

ROLF

Acronym for roll on laughing floor. It means the joke told was so funny even the floor was laughing.

Tom: How does Hitler like his juice?
Gary: How?
Tom: Concentrated.
/Earthquake
Gary: ROLF

by -AlexXx January 11, 2009

ROLF

An acronym that is short for "Rolling on Leather Furniture". Typically used for things like instant messaging and text messaging.Is very popular among the rich or tacky, since they are the typical owners of leather furniture.

Person 1: I was speaking to a peasant today, and he told me he didn't know what an omelette du fromage was!

Person 2: ROLF!

by haha4187 July 18, 2006

Rolfe

To eat takeaway every day of the week and then keep eating afterwards.
Also known as a term used in conjunction with the halo mode "team slayer". Cant happen after 10 o'clock though.

That Guy is such a Rolfe

by eflor yug March 05, 2008