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Retard Logic 

A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.
Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!

Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!
Retard Logic by DreamStatic May 7, 2012

retard magnet

Bait used in a rts to cause opponents to leave entrenched positions.
Overlords and zerglings are retard magnets.
retard magnet by Destinyfan September 11, 2011

gay retard 

A term used to describe someone riddled with herpes that got famous on YouTube by opening boxes.
iDubbbz is a gay retard, I hope he gets better soon.
gay retard by BattlePimp September 13, 2016

Retard Farming 

Retard farming is the act of collecting government money by housing retards and keeping them in poor living conditions, therefore, saving most of the money collected for yourself.

Retard farming can be done in a variety of different ways; here is one of the more rustic examples:
Step 1: Buy a farm.
Step 2: Collect retards from government programs.
Step 3: Put said retards on farm.
Step 4: Allow them to graze the lands in a retarded stupor.
Step 5: Collect government money and become filthy fucking rich.
Farmer 1: "It's been a tough season for retard farming. I heard Farmer Yimie lost 3 retards last week after one of them went all crazy like in a blinded retard rage and killed the others."

Farmer 2: "Well I heard Farmer Eveland lost his whole stock! They dun' got trapped in the barn while in burnt down. Yep, siree! Them retards dun' been so stupid they couldn't figure out how to open the barn door!"
Retard Farming by Jak Jones September 4, 2011

Stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard 

The most degrading comment one can receive to the highest degree. Describes someone who is being a knucklehead and an ignoramous at the same time.
Joe: The government is turning the frickin' frogs gay, bro!

Sean: You're being a real stinky-doo-doo-poo-poo-retard right now, "bro".

liam the retard 

big ass retard who doesnt have friends
liam the retard is a retard
liam the retard by red tahng February 16, 2017