A term used when a man with a penis that sees a lot of sexual action/tears through a lot of vagina has to see a doctor due to damage done to the penis.
"I have to get my chainsaw repaired tomorrow. Fucked about a dozen girls last night and I think I did some serious damage."
by sirWilliamRaleigh April 19, 2010
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the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
by Shaft January 31, 2004
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Person 2: I know, but what can I do now?
Person 1: Go to my barber and get yourself a repair cut.
Person 2: I know, but what can I do now?
Person 1: Go to my barber and get yourself a repair cut.
by Edgar1066 July 30, 2009
Get the Repair Cut mug.1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.
2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.
2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.
1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.
2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.
2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.
by MattFP July 15, 2005
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Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys
Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh
Example Two Enters as bloody_crusty_tampons
Example Three repair_ur__needed_thingys
Scenario Four
Ring Ring
Person One Hello
Person Two Hello sir, Mr Dildo Repairman. I would like to confirm your pizza order. Could you please confrim.
Person One. Huh
by (Stormy) Anita Parsons August 12, 2006
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by iphone repair man May 18, 2011
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