Henderson County High School

A place where one can meet friends, walk by fat chicks having sex under the staircases,and get the thrilling chance to be stuck behind a bunch of loud Africans when you are in a hurry. But the most exciting thing about this magical place is that weird curly headed kids get the chance to have dance battles with Special-Education students so that the loser must vomit after the commencement of the battle. A popular tourist destination.

When I'm bored, I always go to Henderson County High School for fun!

by pseudowoodo208 August 22, 2011

Henderson

A Henderson is someone that possesses insane amounts of car knowledge and uses it to effectively to drop knowledge-bombs during civil conversations about cars.

Friend 1: "Wow look at those two turbos in that Subaru!"

Friend 2: "Those are hella horns, not turbos, you moron! Wow man..."
Friend 3: "Wow man, you just got Henderson'd!"

by Ghalby February 14, 2017

Dean Henderson Stans

braindead, deluded, dumb, 0 ball knowledge, WORST fanbase on Football Twitter EVER...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dean Henderson stans LOOOL ??
Guy 2: Yeah LMAO, they're all deluded

by Football Expert December 6, 2021

rickey henderson

The Greatest Leadoff Hitter in Baseball History. Owner of the all-time stolen base, runs scored, leadoff home runs and walks records. Has 50% more stolen bases than the #2 all-time base stealer (Lou Brock). Known for his hot dog attitude and amazing abilities to do the "little things" to help teams win. World Series Champion in 1989 with the Oakland A's and 1993 with the Toronto Blue Jays.

Played for:
Oakland A's (1979-84)
New York Yankees (1985-89)
Oakland A's (1989-93)
Toronto Blue Jays (1993)
Oakland A's (1994-95)
San Diego Padres (1996-97)
Anaheim Angels (1997)
Oakland A's (1998)
New York Mets (1999-2000)
Seattle Mariners (2000)
San Diego Padres (2001)
Boston Red Sox (2002)
Los Angeles Dodgers (2003)

Rickey Henderson is the "greatest of all time". Just ask him.

by Joaquin Kintera May 28, 2004

Hendersonville High School

highschool located in Middle TN. mid class country red neck, fake gang banger, emo dog collar bitch school.

only good thing about HHS is the hot principal coach west . Fights every week and bathrooms filled with nicotine.

Person 1: You hear about Hendersonville High School?
Person 2: Yeah Oakland kicked their ass.

by mfisspedd August 26, 2021

Henderson's Law

Performance of wifi in Starbucks is inversely proportional to the amount of cute women in Starbucks.

5 hotties just walked into my Starbucks and now the wifi is dead. Henderson's Law in action.

by Horchata January 20, 2009

Henderson Middle School [REAL DEF]

Henderson Middle School is a school in Atlanto Georgia where all the kids think their tough. Henderson has racist ppl. Teachers are gay, high, lesbian, or retarted. This school is cheap AF.

Henderson Middle School REAL DEF: A cheap ass school

"HENDERSON MIDDLE IS SO RETARTED"

by {unknown hacker} May 16, 2018