Reddit 

A social media sharing website that is so bad on user friendliness that you have to put yourself in some kind of mental prison just to survive. The only notable good thing about it is the ability to stay anonymous (and some decently good sub). And default reddit group moderators are the worst.

Steve Hoffman and Alexis Ohanian have turned this website into an incompetent mess of a circle-jerk cesspool.

Random redditor #1: Hey look at my account, I have more than 1 million karma points and more than 3 years of free premium membership!
Random redditor #2: What a Karma Whore!
Random redditor #1 fights with Random redditor #2.
Average internet user: See, this is why redditors are losers in life.

Reddit by YNWAMQUC May 13, 2019

Reddit 

Horrible website with shitty people. I'm talking the shittiest scum of the earth people on the whole planet. Uncool, dumb, copying personalities, that are so triggered and insecure and come to talk shit on the internet utilising false witty jokes, that only they think are cool, the redditor scum. Death to this channel.

"You can go check out that info on reddit... Oh wait, it's full of cunts who will only come to distract you from work with insults and get you banned cause you don't clone their ass of an attempt at humour, don't fucking bother."

Reddit by Prince Rocksteen November 1, 2019

Reddit 

A website that requires the user to pour bleach on their brain every time they use it.

"Reddit is quality autism and cancer", Zach said

Reddit by Cringey 12 yr old May 16, 2017

reddit 

A user generated web 2.0 news website with a lefty, libertarian and geek slant. Tends to be slightly more upmarket than its larger competitor digg. The comment system at reddit actually works unlike the broken system over on digg. This results in (usually) more intelligent conversations. One issue with Reddit is that a number of users have installed bots which automatically down vote or up vote specific topics. In 2007, it was known for its support of Ron Paul (and then later Obama), its anger at George W Bush and Cheney and its opposition to the invasion of Iraq and its opposition to any potential attack on Iran. Reddit users are also overwhelming against organized religion be it Christian, the Cult of Scientology, Islam or Judaism.

One annoying or endearing feature of reddit that is also unique is "theme" usernames who behavior in stereotyped fashions usually occuring to their chosen username (eg. CAPTAIN_OBVIOUS.) These can be fun, but they usually wear pretty thin after a few days.

In general, reddit is a smart forum than digg, although everyone is always saying that slowly reddit is becoming digg while digg is becoming 4chan.

Typical reddit postings:

Vote up if you want George W Bush impeached!

Yet another xkcd cartoon

20 reasons why Lisp is better than Haskell

10 reasons why Arc is better than Lisp

15 reasons why Haskell is better than Arc

Crazy religious retards are doing something stupid and illogical again.

reddit by sense_at_reddit.com February 27, 2008

Reddit 

Site for unoriginal conformist pinko normies, they like to steal memes and circlejerk each other on a high horse.

*tells an ancient joke you can find on google* laughter "That was so funny! Did you come up with that yourself?" "Yeah!"
Reddit.

Reddit by anonymamed April 16, 2017

Reddit 

Cancer

Don't go on Reddit. You could get EBOLA-AIDS.

Reddit by Metalryan October 13, 2016

Reddit 

My, and about a million other peoples lives. It has a toxic community. Only once will it have a non-toxic community

MEMES + Reddit = The end of the world

Reddit by TheMemeDictionary February 3, 2018