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Toxic recycler 

Someone who puts all the wrong shit in the recycling bin, an imperfect recycler.
Fuck you if you dont like toxic recycled shit, we really dont want to sell you shit in the first place, but not selling you shit isnt a good way to make money, so instead we sell you this toxic plastic shit these assholes and jerks keep giving us. If only we had the heart to tell them to take it to the landfill, but we want your money too much to do that, and that would look bad on us if people stopped recycling and took their shit back to the landfill again. So we found the heart to curse you, the buyer out.

-Toxic Recycler Dude
Toxic recycler by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020
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Indiana Recycler 

When you cum in a dudes butt and make them shit it into a bowl and eat it back up
I’m gonna give Nolan a Indiana recycler

Turd Recycler 

When someone vacuum's up a piece of poop in the vacuum cleaner & neglects to clean it out. Now every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner you get that fresh poopoo smell over & over again.
Hey Jay do smell that poop smell? I keep smelling it every time I use the vacuum.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.
Turd Recycler by Mibbens May 14, 2025

Turd Recycler 

The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.
Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.
Turd Recycler by Mibbens May 24, 2025

Romanian Recycler

3 people start to eat each others anuses in a triangle shape while on their hands and knees, like a recycling logo.
Jim and his guys Romanian Recycler’d each other last night.

Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled 

" oh I see how it is why don't you slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled"

Semen recycle

To jack off into a cup and then reuse it as lubricant to jack off again.
Dude look how much Semen recycle I have to use next time a jack off.