rickening 

Someone who is Rickening is very annoying and never stops.They continuously lie and try to piss you off.

EX: "I am not pointing at you I'm pointing around you.

Person#2: You are very rickening, go away.

rickening by soccerqueenope12 March 19, 2017

Revloning 

When you insert a revlon brand hair brush into your rectum while stroking your penis.usually captured on camera and sent to someone

Last night I sent a video of me “Revloning” to a boy and he showed everyone I’m so embarrassed.

Revloning by Ilovedeeprakes May 3, 2023

Horizontal reasoning 

Logic applied uniquely when in the horizontal position.

"My horizontal reasoning says I can press Snooze one more time because I don't REALLY need a shower before my job interview."
or
"My horizontal reasong says it must be a good idea to have sex with them because LOOK! they're lying down beside me."

Horizontal reasoning by FailedLogic October 19, 2011

Seductive Reasoning 

Trying to get someone to do something

they do not want to do,

by seducing him/her.

"How did you get Jeff to come to the opera tonight?" said Kelly.
"Oh, I just used seductive reasoning." replied Jessica.

Seductive Reasoning by Jessicock September 6, 2009

Inductive Reasoning

X has attributes A, B, and C.
Y has attributes A and B.
So, Y has attribute C.

Inductive Reasoning:

Jesus has brown hair.
I have brown hair.
I am Jesus.

Inductive Reasoning by fish27 December 7, 2009

Women's reasoning 

When a women or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is Women's reasoning. (see Anna for Details)

Women's reasoning
because i said so.
I need more shoes because i ran out of them for the month.

Women's reasoning by kiwi's marky mark February 22, 2008

Amanductive Reasoning

The process of constructing a completely incorrect statement and then asserting it as truth. An Amanductive approach to persuasion consists of putting forth an irrelevant or incoherent statement and backing it as truth without consideration of counter-arguments.

Jose: Bro, how did you get suckered into going to the Justin Bieber Concert?!

Carlos: Man, I don't even know! She used Amanductive reasoning to persuade me to go, and the next thing I know, I'm bopping my head to "Baby"...

Amanductive Reasoning by The Most High Council of Psych March 6, 2013