Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

Randsday

A holiday celebrated by Ayn Rand fans all around the world. It is observed every 2nd February, the birthday of Ayn Rand, and it consists of giving yourself a gift to celebrate the "rational selfishness" advocated by Ayn Rand. Randsday is to remind yourself that pleasure in life is an actual human need and that joy and motivation are to be deserved, they will not come to you automatically. Celebrate you are alive by loving your values and re-affirming your virtues.

"hey, today is Randsday! I'm gonna indulge in some good banquet and good cabernet wine. Cheers to me!"

"Man, it's 2nd February! Give yourself a break"

by Hofesh February 3, 2013

Randy Jade

the hottest mf from dial town

Person 1: Randy Jade is hot
Person 2: IK!11!1

by kelseystarzz March 21, 2022

pulling a Randy

Getting so drunk you dance when there isn't even music

Yo, Frank was pulling a Randy so hard he fell down the stadium rows!

by jello132 April 11, 2015

Randy Scouse Git

A Monkees song. Micky Dolenz wrote it based on his experience in England. Mentions his then soon to be wife Samantha, the Beatles, etc. Randy Scouse Git translates into "Horny Liverpuedlian Jerk", so Micky chose to call it "Alternative Title" just for its release in England.

She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine. And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind. It's too easy humming songs to a girl in a yellow dress. It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess.

by Christine May 3, 2006

PRO_rANDY

When u stand in dog shit, PRO_rANDY is the bit that gets into all the grooves and u cant scrape it off

PRO_rANDY enjoys the odd thrust of a pork sword up his ass

by JamieClegg no. February 18, 2005

Randyanity

Randyanity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life, teachings and miracles of Randy Stenglein of Palmdale, known by Randians as the Christ, or "Messiah", who is the focal point of the Randians faiths. Randy Stenglein is known to be the God of the trails. Randyanity is common religion in many mountain biking communities.

Randy’s trails may twist and turn, but have faith in Randyanity and you will find the way.

by Randy Stenglein July 7, 2018