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A measure of an individual's, group's, nation's, etc's ability to kick ass in any given competition.
"Dude... what's up with France... their kick ass quotient is nonexistent!"
by Andrew Spotts June 28, 2007
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the quotient

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thanks for that beer man... mmm... that was the quotient
by maxsell aka onestock March 2, 2012
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Emotional Quotient

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An emotional quotient is the level of one's emotional intelligence, which honestly makes no sense, why does one need to know emotion? it's better to stay in playing call of duty or whatever the craftblox or something is called.
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coolidity quotient

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The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.
Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.
by Obama Yo Mama August 29, 2006
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Tiredness Quotient

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A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.
My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz
by goundyzz August 1, 2011
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quotient

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The "quotient" is what remains after a division, either of numbers, or of parents. Parent's don't divorce their children, the children remain related to the parents. They remain after divorce, or they are the "quotient" of divorce, the division of two people so that they are no longer "married" or "joined together." So now instead of saying "my parents are divorced" you simply say you're a "quotient." ...just like orphans don't tell you "my parents are dead" -- they say "I'm an orphan." -- or how someone tells you they're a "widow" instead of saying "my spouse is dead."

"I'm glad I'm a quotient because my parents don't fight anymore and I get 2 birthdays."

"Divorce can be very hard on quotients."
by Kyle Murphy July 28, 2022
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Quotietty

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qu-ot-ea-tty, Adj: a person physic that is accumulating in beauty.
She is so quotietty when she lifts the weights.
by Aztucieap85 April 14, 2023
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