quoaf

Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss, he would quoaf and splatter urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quotaholic

That jackass that thinks *they* are funny because they can memorize the most quotes from will farrell (or other similar style) movies. Usually tends to wear out the quotes until they aren't funny.

"You've got a dirty, whorish mouth, that's what you have."
"I love lamp." and "Shake and bake lolz!1" are all *hillarious* things you can expect to hear from a quotaholic every day.

by DannTheCowboy March 4, 2008

Quoane

When a patient gets difficult you quoane him.

Man that old guy in room 178 was being super aggressive so we had to quoane him.

by pwned13337lolololol January 23, 2009

Quokka

A small fuzzy creature that is SO cute and I ADORE them, they only live at Rottnest island and has no natural predators so they are friendly to people and take selfies.

They also SMILE. THEY ARE SO CUTE.

Guy 1 : "Hey I saw some quokkas yesterday"

Guy 2 : "Show me the quokka"

Guy 1 : *Opens briefcase showing a pack of smiling and happy quokkas*

Guy 2 : "Good."

by MemeBuster3641 October 21, 2020

quora

a fraud, business scheme masquerading as a QnA website with a userbase consisting of drooling zombies, ccp shills, and 14 year old 'intellectuals' who got their knowledge from some random youtuber. it has also many white neckbeard incels who have a very creepy fetish for east asian women with even more creepier questions about them. it's moderation style would make orwell's 1984 look like a haven for liberty.

if you want to lose faith in humanity, use quora for 5 minutes

by Chaddi123 April 14, 2022

Quora

Quora is a liberal propaganda site. Facts don't matter here.

Little Jimmy signed up on Quora to ask about a certain subject, but soon found out it's better to get it from a horse's ass than a Quora user.

by MyDefinitionIs April 6, 2023

Quora

A Q&A website devoted to far-left propaganda, extreme atheism, and hating all Republicans, Christians, and anyone who is not a feminist. The site is a raging cesspool of self-proclaimed intellectuals who believe thesaurus-abuse makes them sound smart. Quora is a place with extremely restrictive moderation; in other words, they censor the shit out of anyone who they don't agree with. As Quora moderators have the power to remove questions, delete and edit answers, and delete users entirely, a Quora has developed a culture of deleting and censoring anyone who does not agree with the herd.

The site is a breeding ground for prententious assholes to brag about how high their IQ is and how many college classes they've taken. The result is a gigantic pissing contest of self-centered IQ worship and a competition for who has the most credentials, and anyone who has an opinion but didn't go to MIT or Harvard for 12 years gets downvoted into oblivion and censored by the moderators for not being intellectual enough.

"Hey man, have you ever tried Quora?"
"I did! I used it for two days but my account was deleted because I said I wasn't a liberal."

by ElegantMonkeyMan February 15, 2018