Quintessential Studdmuffin

Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.

Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.

Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner

by quintessentialstudmuffin June 19, 2006

Quintillion

A large number. Comes after quadrillion.
It has 21 zeros
1,00,000,000,000,000,000,000

quint- (“five”) + -illion; ie the fifth power of a million, 10.30.

After Quintillion comes sextillion, then septillion ect.

by sharks445 September 25, 2011

quintervention

Noun: an intervention for a male regarding a girl he is dating or talking to

We had a quintervention for a friend who becomes an asshole when he dates a certain girl

by sparky 13 October 16, 2014

Quintillion

1. A number with 18 zeros behind it.

1,000,000,000,000,000,000-Quintillion

by MACHaraina January 21, 2016

Quintalgelent

The amount of male energy within a specific point in the galaxy

This drink is not very quintalgelent

by Pappyparks January 17, 2020

Quintuple Dare

The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.

Situation 1:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.

Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.

Situation 2:

Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!

Joe: No way man, not happening.

Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.

Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--

-Earth Implodes-

by commentary_queen August 11, 2010

Quindell

The name quindell is given to people who’s dicks are usually a medium to rare.their dick size is between 7-9 inches and they will most likely have a big ass too. They are kind hearted people. They are also very cute usually light skin.

Do you see that cute boy over there yea. he’s probably a quindell

by Quindell June 21, 2019