queff

when a women farts out of her pussy.

we were 69ing and she queffed right in my mouth

by Ryley February 22, 2005

Quief

A pussy fart.

I fucked my girlfriend, then she quifed.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Quiff

Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.

A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!

by Smith January 24, 2005

Quief monster

Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master

During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

quieffy

adjective

-strange, in the same humorous sense commonly associated with gasses loudly escaping a woman's vagina.
-acting in a way that hinders the group's progress for the sake of something silly like general safety
-exclamatory: as a derogatory onomatopoeia

1. Bobby's all quieffy.
2. "I don't think this is a good idea guys." "Com'on, stop being quieffy."
3. Bobby yelled "QUIEFFY!" as he slapped his friend with a rubber chicken.

by roedinator March 11, 2014

Quiefnugget

The crusty residue expelled from a womans vaginal are when her pussy farts. Also known as a quief.

Your mom left her "Quiefnugget" in my eye while iwas eating her vagina.

by MC and JK April 4, 2011

queff biscuit

When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver

So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life

by Dhyerid January 17, 2016