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Qualifications

Those physical blocks that stop you from doing what you enjoy for a living
I was an amzing artist, I could of saved the world with my awesome Talent, but not having three BA degrees caused the world to be destoryed by art obsessed aliens

Thus if you don't go through boring shit for about five years, you don't get Qualifications and don't have a life, despite your skill in anything.
by Jdeadevil1223445323132 June 12, 2010
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qualificable

1. Capable of quantifying the quality of a person. Almost synonymous with qualifiable, but used when drunk and trying to make a point over the phone.
I'm so disappointed in Chad for hooking up with Sunaina. That girl is qualificable as being low quality, cuz she's so easy. On the other hand, Beverly is qualificable as being very high quality. She's undoubtedly the most amazing girl that I've ever met.
by w.wu August 14, 2006
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qualityseum

A chavtastic nightclub in the classy Hillfields area of Coventry.Famous for underagers and its celebrity guests which include the short one from s-club and the brainiac from big brother that time.
'Wooo lets go to the qualityseum!'
by crazysarah118 March 16, 2005
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Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")
"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."
by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013
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National 3 Hole Qualification Day

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
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qualitätsville

Derived from the German qualität, meaning quality, and an abbreviated form of village as used in America eg. Deepsouthinbredmotherandprobablysisterandbrotherfuckersville W. Va.. qualitätsville is used as an exclamation of admiration, especially when viewing attractive member of opposite sex.
That birds' tits are qualitätsville! I could spuge on them all night.
by Jimminy Billy-Bob May 8, 2004
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