The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.
Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"
Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"
Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"
by qqduck January 8, 2008
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Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"
by Jefferspin November 20, 2013
Get the ejaculation proclamation mug.a girl named ceci who claims she is a million pounds overweight but is a skinny bitch
one who walks around telling people she is whore..hence self proclaimed..even thou yes she is still a virgin and has gone third like once.
one who went to a catholic school..claims to be extremely religion and prays all the time ..but yet anytime the word "jesus" or "god" is mentioned she rolls her eyes and laughs..
one who got her ass saved because her bestfriend/sister saved her stupid butt from getting arrested
a girl who makes fun of her bestfriend/sister because she so called has a fish face.. sorry i wasnt photogenic 3 years ago.. im so ashamed. sigh.
one who runs around yelling "my ass is so big" and enjoys the thought of it "jiggling"
one who dissaproves of ..firecracker laughs..
one who claims she is trying to go natural with her makeup and yet wears more makup than anyone i know.. gotta give her credit..she doesnt go all the way with her eyeliner i guess that is considered "toned down".
one who bitches about everything.
one who calls herself "cecilia cecilia"
hates when people pronounce her nickname ceci..like sessy
complains about her issues in backet weaving class in front of a little gay kid and lesbian chicks.
and yells whoohooo over here in front of a bunch of people when no one actually said anything..
one who in religion class would describe herself in one word as "slutty"
one who makes fun of people who might die from keeping there tampon in to long
one who walks around telling people she is whore..hence self proclaimed..even thou yes she is still a virgin and has gone third like once.
one who went to a catholic school..claims to be extremely religion and prays all the time ..but yet anytime the word "jesus" or "god" is mentioned she rolls her eyes and laughs..
one who got her ass saved because her bestfriend/sister saved her stupid butt from getting arrested
a girl who makes fun of her bestfriend/sister because she so called has a fish face.. sorry i wasnt photogenic 3 years ago.. im so ashamed. sigh.
one who runs around yelling "my ass is so big" and enjoys the thought of it "jiggling"
one who dissaproves of ..firecracker laughs..
one who claims she is trying to go natural with her makeup and yet wears more makup than anyone i know.. gotta give her credit..she doesnt go all the way with her eyeliner i guess that is considered "toned down".
one who bitches about everything.
one who calls herself "cecilia cecilia"
hates when people pronounce her nickname ceci..like sessy
complains about her issues in backet weaving class in front of a little gay kid and lesbian chicks.
and yells whoohooo over here in front of a bunch of people when no one actually said anything..
one who in religion class would describe herself in one word as "slutty"
one who makes fun of people who might die from keeping there tampon in to long
by bart kimmmelos lovely lad October 14, 2011
Get the self proclaimed whore mug.A Self-Proclaimed beauty is someone defines themselves as being really cool, chill, funny, a party animal, people always wanna be around you, everyone wants to be your friend, etc...But most of time, people who call themselves a beauty are not actually beauties. They are wannabes, they think they wheel, they think they snipe and they think they party. A beauty is a hockey related slang.
A Self-Proclaimed Beauty says :
Man im such a beauty.
Everyone loves me, im sucha beauty.
Girls want me, im a beauty.
I banged her ftb because im a beauty.
Ihave 70 kills, I am a beauty.
I am Richard Greico, the pizza deliver and Squarantz, the chubby chaser. We are beauties
Man im such a beauty.
Everyone loves me, im sucha beauty.
Girls want me, im a beauty.
I banged her ftb because im a beauty.
Ihave 70 kills, I am a beauty.
I am Richard Greico, the pizza deliver and Squarantz, the chubby chaser. We are beauties
by carlos1992 December 9, 2012
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Sourced from the very popular 80's song "I'm on My Way" by the Proclaimers
Sourced from the very popular 80's song "I'm on My Way" by the Proclaimers
by Raspuutin May 28, 2007
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"Hey guys, it's Fartnpoopnman, today I'm gonna be filling my turlet with a Pyroclastic Nasty Blasty cause of all the Mexican food I ate last night"
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