by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003
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Inevitably these records would get a scratch in them causing the record to skip a groove. The result was that a few milliseconds of the song would be missed. As audio tradition would have it, the listener would end up memorizing the song and lyric precisely as it was played back...skip and all. This is referred to as phonographic memory.
Inevitably these records would get a scratch in them causing the record to skip a groove. The result was that a few milliseconds of the song would be missed. As audio tradition would have it, the listener would end up memorizing the song and lyric precisely as it was played back...skip and all. This is referred to as phonographic memory.
Me: I remember this song...I had it on LP.
Her: Geeze. You're old.
Me: Quiet...here it comes...wait for it...
Her: What are you talking about?!
Me: My LP had a skip in it…and it skipped…right...THERE!
Her: It's amazing how much useless information you store in that head.
Me: What can I say? I have a phonographic memory.
Her: Geeze. You're old.
Me: Quiet...here it comes...wait for it...
Her: What are you talking about?!
Me: My LP had a skip in it…and it skipped…right...THERE!
Her: It's amazing how much useless information you store in that head.
Me: What can I say? I have a phonographic memory.
by DoctorWatson February 3, 2010
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A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
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1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
1. Having viewed disturbing sexually explicit material (individual's definition of disturbing may very due to different sexual preferences and/or sensitivity to pornography).
2. Have reoccurring flashbacks, and often nightmares, of the pornographic material.
3. Flashbacks and/or nightmares cause the individual extreme discomfort and often sexual arousal from seeing the mental images, causing shame.
4. The content must be "hardcore porn". Mild pornography with somewhat disturbing material cannot be a cause for the disorder.
5. The individual has been having reoccurring trauma from viewing the sexually explicit material for at least one month, and the disorder shows no signs of lessening or causing desensitization to the material.
Friend: "Hey bro, did you see that video I sent you?"
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
You: "Yes, and I think I now have PPSD (Post Pornographic Stress Disorder)."
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Foliage involves partner's masturbation (or further any manipulation) with semi-long or long female hair.
POV (point-of-view) pornography involves camera angles designed to provide the viewer a view similar to that seen by one of the participants, whose face is never shown.
Rubber pornography involves rubber, latex, and similar materials.
Smoking fetish involves performers smoking cigarettes, cigars, joints, or blunts.
Wetlook pornography involves clothed wet persons.
Pantyhose/tights/stockings pornography involves women or men dressed in pantyhose, tights, or stockings.
Toucher/touche pornography involves touching partner's skin with progressive excitement.
Sexual orientation
Pornography features an increasing variety of combinations of actors by their sexual orientation such as lesbian, gay and bisexuals in addition to traditional heterosexual roles.
Filage pornography involves filature, smoothing or any satisfaction with man/women's vulva.
Foliage involves partner's masturbation (or further any manipulation) with semi-long or long female hair.
POV (point-of-view) pornography involves camera angles designed to provide the viewer a view similar to that seen by one of the participants, whose face is never shown.
Rubber pornography involves rubber, latex, and similar materials.
Smoking fetish involves performers smoking cigarettes, cigars, joints, or blunts.
Wetlook pornography involves clothed wet persons.
Pantyhose/tights/stockings pornography involves women or men dressed in pantyhose, tights, or stockings.
Toucher/touche pornography involves touching partner's skin with progressive excitement.
Sexual orientation
Pornography features an increasing variety of combinations of actors by their sexual orientation such as lesbian, gay and bisexuals in addition to traditional heterosexual roles.
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