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Patchwork

Attaining intoxication at a party without buying any liquor. Achieved by 'bumming' one or two shots from several of your friends.
Man, I thought that party was gonna suck because I had no booze, I got lucky and was able to patchwork the night.
by Briano4 March 28, 2009
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patchworker

n. one of an increasing number of people unable to find full-time employment, so who resort to taking many part-time jobs without benefits.
"Yeah I just got my master's degree but I'll probably still be a patchworker when I'm 30."
by Brian H. February 15, 2004
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Devil's Pitchfork

A threesome involving three men. Similar to a devil's threesome, the three penises represent the three prongs of the pitchfork the devil carries.
You wanna watch Dancing With the Stars with me? That's even gayer than a devil's pitchfork.
by Storm trooper #19 July 30, 2011
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Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.
Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.
by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005
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pitchfork

Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.
While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans
by Cary the B August 2, 2006
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Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.
You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!
by newword1666 November 21, 2011
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Pitchfork

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.
I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.
by Matt Banks November 25, 2003
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