ptickle

Having your tongue tickled by a moldy pickle that was given to you by a pterodactyl that you tickled to get the pickle.

Alternatively, it regards to a large variety of internet slang regarding acclaimed blogger Dan Bergstein, loam, and Sparknotes.

First featured on Facebook, now used as a codeword between "sparklers" everywhere.

Santa: What was it that Dan wanted for christmas?
Elves: Ptickle.
Santa: Better get on it!

by Merry_Christmas December 4, 2010

picante butt

When pooping, your butthole feels like it is on fire due to the consumption on spicy foods.

Man, those hot wings gave me picante butt!

Sorry I'm late, I had to sit in the tub because I had a bad case of picante butt!

Dude, that habenero pepper is going to give you picante butt!

by Wabatucky Reds September 27, 2011

Picard maneuver

When Captain Picard tugs the bottom of his tunic after standing up.

Usually after he gets up out of the captain's chair to answer a hail.

by plinkoboy November 28, 2003

Angry Picasso

When you are getting a blowjob and you are about to jizz you pull out of her mouth and dick slap here in the face and the jizz creates and abstract looking picture on her face.

Stephanie was loving giving a blowjob last night till I gave her an Angry Picasso. She was angry after

by Sadieisonfire April 1, 2011

Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC 1701-D and NCC 1701-E.
Kicks Kirk's butt.
Little hair.
Real name is Patrick Stewart.

Ok, that's it.
La de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.

by Russ Man August 26, 2005

anal Picasso

Happens when you have exploding shits or diarrhea. You "paint" the toilet bowel, seat, sometimes even the walls with your exploding shit.

After eating Indian food for dinner I had an anal Picasso.

by DallasDave March 15, 2009

dirty Picasso

When, during the act of anal intercourse, the male removes his penis from his parter's anus and smears feces & ejaculates on the partner's back, thereby creating a masterful work of art.

"I've never gotten the dirty Picasso, but I hear it's a pain in the ass to wash off your back."

by oregoncoastgirl March 25, 2007