PS3 

video game console short for Piece o' Shit 3 which sucks balls because it was created by people who in fact suck balls for people who suck balls

i need a shovel to scrape the PS3 out my ass crack

PS3 by jaco14 May 18, 2009

PS3 

Facts: The PS3 is the third(worldwide)home entertainment console by Sony Computer Entertainment. It uses what Sony calls "future-proof" technology and is currently being criticized by the media (for its price and game lineup, mostly), despite really having better lineups than the 360 and Wii (competing consoles) in the same time. The system is techinically worth well over its price tag,(as has been proven)but is a big target for criticism by the media and rival console enthusiasts(see: fanboy). Comparitivly, the system in't selling that well. (IMO it still is a good system, and should be given a chance).

me: "I'm dissapointed with these opinionated definitions of the PS3, so I'll join UD just to make this definition of it."

*goes back to PSU.com and ps3.QJ.net for more info*

PS3 by mini E June 8, 2007

PS3 

better than xbox 360 >:D

BLU-RAY is on PS3

PS3 by Ima Coolguy February 27, 2009

ps3 

Sony's recently released overpriced system (MSRP:$600), which is basically a glorified ps2...same old shit with new and better graphics and a bigger hard drive.

"Don't waste your money on a ps3, if you wanna if you want something different than the same old thing then buy a Wii"

ps3 by Johnny Bouy December 12, 2006

PS3 

An video game entertainment system for minorities that cannot afford an Xbox 360. PS3 games have terrible graphics and they' re games are based on worse stuff than I lay in the toilet.

Let's get a PS3 esse it's better than Taco Bell Burrito' s Hermano

Jermaine: Yo nigga let' s break in to that niggaz house and jack his PS3 he dont deserve no Ps3 NIGGA
Dave Chapelle: ( after the break in while homeowners are tied up) FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!! FUCK YO COUCH

PS3 by PS34lyfeESSE March 19, 2013

PS3 

A console shaped like a mini grill that has controllers with a crappy layout. Two analog sticks that are way too sensative and leave you in an awkward position while using them. The controller has a useless accessory called a sixaxis. It measures rotation and acceleration, it's meant to enhance the experience but it really fucks it up. Fuck the ps3.

Penis
Sucking
3-somes

Dude 1: I just bought a ps3!
Dude 2: that sucks. Now you can't play great games like halo 3

PS3 by Hempn February 26, 2010

PS3 

Like an XBox 360, but about four trillion times better

Everybody loves PS3!

PS3 by blu3wat3r May 23, 2010