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The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.
I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.
by kagomey May 14, 2013
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The JML protocol

Meaning to use a specific tcp/udp protocol to work round certain access limitations, performed by using SSH.
I couldn't get into that switch directly but I used the JML protocol to get round it.
by trouble365 August 25, 2010
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Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.
Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.
by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011
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Ghost Protocol

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol
by Book December 19, 2011
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adidas protocol

A non-existant file transfer protocol for times when a network is unavaiable, or filesystems are incompatable.

Always involves manually carrying a storage medium (floppy disk, CD, etc) from one computer to another containing the data to transfer.

Also known as 'sneaker protocol'
<managment> I need to have this .pdf file delivered to marketing on the 3rd floor but my email is not working!

<tech support> Have you tried adidas protocol?
by flipmcf August 27, 2005
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STUBB protocol

Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.
My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.
by Stubber June 11, 2006
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kobe bryant protocol

The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.
Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?

Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
by Roman Legion October 24, 2020
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