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kobe bryant protocol

The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.
Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?

Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
by Roman Legion October 24, 2020
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an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Adam Goh June 7, 2021
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internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.
127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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guac protocol

the proper procedure for eating guacamole. Helps to ensure all guac gets eaten correctly.
The other day, Kelly was eating some guac and she broke guac protocol when she left some on her plate.
by GreekSam001 May 16, 2010
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Neptune Protocol

A set of rules governing the allocation of beds and the affairs of mating. Where a dude friend has pulled a female on a night out but has no suitable planned venue to engage sexual intercourse with said female, they may invoke this to secure a Host friend’s room and bed for the night.
Kent1: “Who is that?”
Kent2: “Oh, that’s Nat. I hereby invoke Neptune Protocol on your room. Last time I did it in your lounge I got carpet burn and dust mites.”
by JizzClown May 7, 2018
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node-minecraft-protocol

node-minecraft-protocol is a Minecraft protocol library for node.js, based on node-protodef. It is available on npm as minecraft-protocol, and allows you to create clients, servers, and to otherwise serialize and deserialize packets.
// Example code for node-minecraft-protocol:
const nmp = require('minecraft-protocol')

const client = nmp.createClient({ host: 'localhost', port: 25565, username: 'amonger' })

client.on('login', packet => {

client.write('chat', { message: 'Hello, world!' })
})
by chipmunk minecraft March 10, 2023
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kyoto protocol

something that would take 100 trillion dollars to lower the earth's temperature a half of a degree.
wow the kyoto protocol is a huge waste.
by j wizzle January 23, 2008
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