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prosting

\▪ prô-stiņ\ n : 1: A sticky, white, sweet, creamy substance produced by the male prostate gland which carries the male sperm while it is expelled through the penis during arousal and sexual intercourse.
Nathan produced five children by filling his lovely wife's vulva with his prosting whenever he wasn't enveloping her lovely face with said fluid.
by Giantewok October 22, 2017
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ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
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war printing

Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.
bob: lets go war printing coupons for free butt plugs tonight
joe: where the free butt plugs at?
by C Bobbert October 8, 2008
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pronging

"Man, I'm pronging so fucken hardcore."
by Diego August 31, 2003
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Ponting

A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.
Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"
by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019
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printing the titanium jawbone

An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.
I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.
by LIES January 11, 2013
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Pronking

To hold onto someones beer while they are doing something that uses both of their hands (using the bathroom, digging for money, etc). Can also be used to hold other things, but it's main purpose is beer holding.
Hey man, pronking? I gotta piss.

Dude, pronking, I can't find my fucking money.
by Pronky McPronkerson September 3, 2011
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