Procrasturbating

To kill time by masturbating.

Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...

Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.

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by DbZ_smash May 7, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.

He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.

by Procrastibator69 June 19, 2011

Procrasturbating

Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.

by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

procrasturgrazing

Looking in the fridge for something to snack on when you should be getting stuff done.

I spent the afternoon procrasturgrazing instead of finishing my Semiotics assignment. Between that and all the procrasturbation, I'm never going to get a job.

by EXTREMEtotheMAX July 17, 2016

procrasturbating

when you lowkey horny but you tell yourself you’ll beat your schmeat later.

i am procrasturbating right now.

by uncreativepseudonym January 17, 2021

Procrasturbating

Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating

I was procrasturbating yesterday.

by Andrew Nelson November 14, 2007

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastination taken to the next level.

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.

by TheWildChev November 20, 2009