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Procrastibate

To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.
No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.
by N0ahBee March 30, 2011
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Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.
by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012
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Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
by JuHwang September 9, 2011
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Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.
I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.
by jimmydercat November 2, 2010
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procrastibate

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.
by Tripp36 September 30, 2008
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Procrastibator

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.
That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow
by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011
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Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.
I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.
by NKH June 11, 2009
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