procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

Procrastinarian

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.

Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.

by Diligent February 1, 2006

procrastamasturbator

Someone who puts off the act of masturbation until they are about to explode with sexual tension.

Dude that's your second rape charge this week. if you weren't such a procrastamasturbator you probably wouldn't have a problem controlling yourself.

by Franko Franks April 14, 2005

Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.

My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

Procrastinap

The direct usage of a nap to avoid or otherwise put off completing an obligation.

"I was gonna finish this essay last night, but the motivation was not happening and I ended up taking a fat old procrastinap."

by Satanbean October 12, 2014

Procrastinable

(Adj.) A task that can be put off or procrastinated on.

"I have to do my chemistry assignment that's due tomorrow, but my history assignment is procrastinable because it's not due until next week."

by Kyrenora May 14, 2013

Procrastamating

(Verb) The act of having sex instead of doing something more important.

"Is it really procrastamating if the alternative is studying for an anatomy test?"

"I don't feel like doing this paper. Babe, let's procrastamate."

by MarkFredo November 14, 2013