clinically proven

We are lying about the effectiveness of this product

Product "y" is clinically proven to be better than "x".

by regawsnor August 2, 2016

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Detention provention

When you suck off the principal to get out of detention

Dad - did you get a detention

U - yes
Dad - why aren't you there
U - cause I blew him
Dad- so you got detention provention

by Daddies malk November 11, 2018

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Jeremy Piven

Slang for male reproductive organ, obviously referring to Entourage actor Jeremy Piven. As said by Kevin Nealon puts it on the seventh episode of the fourth season of Weeds.

- Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I'd be willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.

by Senhor Aníbal August 27, 2008

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Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

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Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011

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