Premium Snow Jobber

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.

Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.

by posseakat September 12, 2005

premium laptop

Someone who is an absolute weapon and should be avoided at all costs

*Reuben dabs*
*Luke whips*
*Lucas* you two are absolute premium laptops

by Longdong11 September 24, 2017

preminbitch

to bitch excessively about absolutely nothing

-"Dude this is fucking bullshit, I have to fucking wake up tomorrow, go to class, fucking eat fucking dinner, workout, then do my homework, what the fuck!"
-"stop preminbitching dammit!"

by hoplaxbrahhh April 2, 2010

pr1mix

A top notch editor and also really good at writing his own definitions

A: omg babe pr1mix just posted
B: I'm leaving you for pr1mix bozo
A: fair enough

by pr1mix May 2, 2022

walmart premium

The augmented price you're willing to pay for an item in order to not have to walk into a Walmart.

"I'd get this watch here but it's $4 cheaper at Walmart"
"Just buy it here. It's only a $4 dollar Walmart premium"

by Elateach January 19, 2014

american girls premiere

The awesomest game ever to grace this fair earth. In it, one choses an American Girl: Kirsten, Felicity, Addy, Molly, Samantha or Josefina (2nd Edition), and one makes plays based on the chosen character.

After choosing a girl, there are specific sets and side-characters that belong to them, based off the books. For example, if you chose Felicity, Jiggy-Nye can also be in your play.

This game is good because it lets you use scandalous words like "boobs" and "poop" without restraint. Also, you can make the people talk in either "British" or "American" Robot voices, which is so cool!

In American Girls Premiere, if you type in the word "booger" the robot voice says "boojer;" it is so awesome!!!

American Girls Premiere is the reason I keep living.

by American Girl October 23, 2007

DJ Premier

also known as Primo, this is the best DJ behind the boards ever. makes rough ass in your face style beats, better than most producers out now. can you believe theres people that never heard of him though?

Some good primo beats are:
N.Y. State of Mind- Nas
Boom- Royce Da 5'9"
The Sixth Sense- Common

by Adept April 2, 2005