pregame

A term used by alcoholics who need to be drunk in order to have a good time. They chug their own bottles before going to an event to get a buzz on. And then they drive half drunk to the event and drink some more. Fun. Wee.

"Dude, are we gonna pregame before the bar? Drinks are so expensive!"
"Let's drive down there and pregame in the parking lot."
"That's lame, man!"
"At least we won't pulled over by the cops."

by kevnar April 5, 2008

prefacestalk

To look up your blind date on facebook and determin her worthiness. Thus you can decide whether you want to see her again for the first time or proactively break off the relationship.

Ben: how was your date that suzie hooked you up with last night?
Dan: mer! ten minutes into dinner and I was in the bathroom trying to climb out the window.
Ben: I could have told you that just from prefacestalking her. When she can't find an attractive shot for the profile photo you know somethings wrong.
Dan: I'm seeing her again tonight.

by sexual inuendo March 5, 2009

pregame poontang

Relieving stress before your big game.

Man you look like your tired! You might want some pregame poontang before this big baseball game!

by Styke August 9, 2015

pregameirumatsu

she’s a cosplayer and tictok and they’re pretty cool not even gonna lie.

also they have many many simps /hj

person a: “cheese is a loaf of milk”
person b: “shut up”

this is very accurate of what pregameirumatsu says. also irumatsu supremacy -will

by Willco_ March 26, 2021

porn pregame

When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.

I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.

by FadedTemplar April 21, 2017

Pregame

The act of taking a major shit before gym class.

Yo, I gotta take a pregame.
I'll be right out coach, I gotta take a pregame.

by The Back Chargers November 20, 2014

Pregame

The act of taking a dump before going out or playing in a sporting event.

Guy 1: Hey! Let's go!
Guy 2: Wait. I need to pregame it.

by Mattboyguy October 20, 2008