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productive junkie

Lil Peep the rapper was a junkie but since he did shit he was productive.
"Yoooo how can I be high and do shit?"

"Bro you're a productive junkie"
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productivity bun

A hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: Productivity. The higher the bun the more productive one will be.
Example 1
Coworker 1: Hey I have a questio--
Coworker 2: Not now, I'm in the zone.
Coworker 1 to Coworker 3: (whispers) I should have known, just look at that productivity bun.

Example 2
"Guys can have productivity buns too. My friend Nathaniel has one, and he's a famous DJ."
by The Real Smashley April 17, 2014
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Predictile Dysfunction

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.
The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.
by KS Dilydalier January 24, 2017
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Productivity Hangover

A period of time in which you are unable to focus or accomplish tasks following an intensely productive period of time.
I got so much done yesterday that nothing is getting done today…I have a productivity hangover!
by UnoKat February 28, 2023
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Do Something Productive with Your Bowels

Something you say when you want someone or something to go to the bathroom.
by PoeHopIn April 2, 2011
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Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.
by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010
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profuctive

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance
Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".
by poser1212 November 12, 2010
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