Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.

The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.

by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020

Unrequested Predictive Text

Replacement of your intended word by your cell phone's predictive text feature because you failed to space or were too quick (or thought you were) and you were really off a key and your cell didn't know what the hell you meant so it helped you out without your request. Strangely enough, sometimes you appreciate this feature because you can't always spell everything you'd like to say (but the cell can)!

"If you were turning to reach me, I was in the shower. - unrequested predictive text confused your slippery fingers and when you meant to say, "trying," it thought you meant turning. TOTALLY changes the meaning!

by Just1honey March 28, 2011

i predict a riot!

From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.

James: "fuck me, i predict a riot!"
Gary: "YES MATE!"
Kit: "IPREDICTARIOT!!!"
Mark:"skang ding"

by howser_uk September 14, 2006

Predictionment

To foresee ones self or others future predicament.

I had a predictionment in last nights dream that I would get drunk and fuck my brother, and it happened three times!

by T-Lo June 23, 2006

Predictive spetch

When your phone changes a perfectly good word to something that makes no sense

Predictive spetch on my phone is at it again

by Bro jerky December 8, 2018

predictible

When you're a retard who either can't spell Predictable or just thought that you found an OG twitter username.

Ey bro throwing that jizz on your mum was hella predictible

by predictible April 18, 2018

Prediction Wizard

Used by Reece Noble when he predicts things that will come to Fortnite before anyone knows about them.

Reece: It is I, Reece the prediction wizard

A male version of the whiplash skin is coming to Fortnite.

by Kelly Oubre January 20, 2019