patootie

A nice word usually used to substitute for "butt" or "ass".

Would I really try to cut up a brand spanking new flashlight? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Craig Johnson June 13, 2004

pooology

The study of poo, that is, excretion.

I got into the Bachelor of Pooology at Melbourne University!

by Patrick Conheady November 25, 2003

patooey

spitting something out of your mouth, often a negative commentary on something

Mitt Romney?....patooey! I got cat hair in my mouth...patooey! My dog kissed me on the mouth and I did a patooey.

by Lex142 July 23, 2012

cutey-patootie

a slang term for someone who you, yourself, see as cute beyond belief. although can be seen as patronising so make sure it's put across well

commenting someone's myspace/facebook/bebo picture perhaps "someone's a cutey-patootie"

by DaveyMuffin May 27, 2008

Pooooong

Playing the 1972 game Pong on your friend's Apple Watch Series 4.

Let's play some Pooooong.

by Red Hawk 445 January 15, 2019

cutesy patootsie

A word used to describe something that is sickeningly adorable, cute, or charming. Examples of "cutesy-patootsie" objects are puppies, kittens, Pikachu, or young children---genearlly something fuzzy and cuddly.

Ugh, that little kid is so cutesy patootsie, it makes me sick.

I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.

by pancake of doom February 18, 2010

You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.

{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.

by Telephony May 30, 2015