polterwang

the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form.

"These new jeans make my ass look great but give me a polterwang when i sit down."

by freak nasty March 17, 2007

portelli-wagel breakup

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009

pertequack

(noun) The blue or "cold" setting on the air conditioning dial.

Most commonly referenced when referring to the air conditioning in a car.

This car is really hot could you please turn up the pertequack!

Why's the pertequack turned down so low I'm freezing my balls off!

It's like 90 degrees outside, please turn up the pertequack.

by purplepanda2020 November 6, 2010

ponte vergas

Usually said when someone is not doing there work. And you tell them to prepare for the work ahead of them

Ponte Vergas, vas a trabajar ahora

by Spanish Translator.com May 27, 2017

Porter Ranch

A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.

Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.

by tees June 20, 2008

Portering

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

by dube56 May 12, 2008

Porterdalian River Rat

White trash that reside in Porterdale, Georgia.

Have you heard that Stacy’s a meth head? Yeah, you can’t expect much from a Porterdalian River Rat.

by ugongetacoke October 17, 2019