porkified

containng pork or other non-halal or kosher ingredients; dirty; disgusting.

I totally would have macked on that baked ziti, but it was porkified with suasage.

I would not touch that porkified skank.

by jmasilotti June 15, 2008

podified

A state of being in possession of an iPod, often thinking you are superior or the shizz compared to those who havent been sucked in by Apples marketing

Hey man, have you ever had troubles transfering music with iTunes?
Nah not me, I'm not podified.

You wanna look cool cruising around campus? you gotta get podified dude!

by Kraken December 28, 2005

penified

when an object or person has had a penis drawn onto it/them

Last night I got really drunk and someone totally penified my face

by sargentscrots November 17, 2009

pornification

Means to add pure sex to something through excessive dry humping followed my insertion.

Pornification is sex.

by cryptlured (lol gg noobs) October 27, 2004

purified

original or unchanged, or made that way

man i love this purified drinking water

by dank mem lord November 2, 2017

pornification

what i did to your mother last night

she likes position 43 the best (the "happy hampster")

by demented_yam October 28, 2004

Hornified

The Act of being horny

God damn I'm hornified.

by 13 March 26, 2003