Pornfolio

a portfolio, usually consisting of art, made to showcase the pornographic art of an artist

"My portfolio is for professional clients, my pornfolio is for private conniseurs"

by DarkSnakeNM February 12, 2020

porkmotion

The actual motion of a bunch of hot dogs, brats, or other pork-laden meats on a bbq grill or a frying pan when you are turning them or they get flipped in the pan and all roll together...generally in the same direction

Hey, it's time to turn those hot dogs or they're going to burn!
OK...check out the porkmotion when I tip the grill!

by sjbliv November 22, 2011

whatsapp pornfolio

The unfortunate stash of distasteful, outrageous, repellent, loathsome, and nauseating photographs stored unwittingly on your mobile device from WhatsApp chat messages.

I'm in the dog house with the wife. Last night Lucy (out 8yr old daughter) went on my phone to play lolipops and sea angels. Instead of getting bonus points and marsmellow puppies - she got 13 pictures of your wonky privates and a semi naked Martin Cloones with a hitler tash!!

Oh no mate - you really need to tidy your WhatsApp pornfolio at 2am daily.

by Sobsnewcadtle September 6, 2017

pornfolio

collection of nude pics with which one whacks off too

see word miscer

by wisper5 April 5, 2004

portfolio analyst

Someone who speaks a lot, only reads headlines and who isn't allowed to read reports beyond the first page. It also helps to be extra dramatic when talking about stock price movements. Portfolio analysts also tend to be obsessed with oil prices early in the morning

I don't know anything about this company but it looks like a short, just my portfolio analyst view.

by Junior Pakun May 4, 2018

Barrett Pornfolio

a portfolio of porn that has more than 18GB

'holy shit man, u got a barrett pornfolio, i bet ur bone dry!'

by James Barrett September 22, 2007

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003