popportunity

perfect opportunity to knock someone the FUCK ouT!

yo that was the perfect popportunity to kick his ass!

by HiM October 12, 2003

Oppertunity Whore

Someone who jumps at or scrapes into every single oppertunity that comes their way.

Someone who always goes to social gatherings, irregardless of whether they are friends with the host/people going or if the gathering will be dry as a desert. They will always be there.

Sam: Hey, is Sarah going to Matt's party tonight?
Tom: Yeah, she goes to everything. She's such an oppertunity whore!

by Selective oppertunist April 11, 2010

Poportunity

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

by Sizzor April 2, 2008

Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

by LEEEO June 7, 2011

poopertunity

When a opportunity to get pooped on occurs.

Dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a poopertunity.

by North Beach J June 30, 2010

Popportunity

The opportunity of the coolness of dads.

Friend 1: Hey your dad is really cool!

Friend 2: That my dear is called popportunity.

by To Fresh February 27, 2012

Poopertunity

Poopertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

Please see the example below.

Jeffrey: "I had a perfect poopertunity yesterday but I missed it because the postman was knocking on my door."
Bonswala: "Yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro."
Jeffrey: "I truly did."

by Captain Paraguay December 2, 2013