Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

by LEEEO May 13, 2011