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boyfriend proofing

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.
Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!
by sanoff January 19, 2011
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poopfinger

When you have poop on your finger.
Man, I just shoved my pinky up my butt and now I have a poopfinger!
by Edward Richtofen May 9, 2012
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Poofin

To smoke that fire fire, no bammer bammer here naw sayin.
I got that crazy rainbow poof, this stuff is poofin
by O.G NAW BE March 30, 2008
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Poofinder

Ruff as guts nissan 4x4 that resembles a piece of poo and is just about as useful as poo
Hey mate lets go 4wding in the poofinder!
by Livetoride45 July 31, 2016
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Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.
Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."
by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019
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izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it
random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time
by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022
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Poofing

The verb To Poof

A series of short small “poops” apose to one large poop. The very word poof could also mean “Dissapearing” or even “Cumming
Oh my Timmy cover your eyes that Rhinoceros is PoOFiNG”

a day at the zoo
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