The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.
by Matt April 27, 2004
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"A young woman named Lina was dying and she told her last wish to a man named Pronzer. The request was to kill a monster that poisoned her. Only the monster's blood could save her, so Pronzer agreed. He found the monster and slew him with ease due to him having a special sword which was crafted by an expert blacksmith. His sword was then blessed with powerful enchantment meaning his blood activated the swords true potential. He went back to the woman and gave her the blood. She turned out to be an evil witch . She locked Pronzer's soul in to the sword but she perished due to the awesome power of the sword."
It is also said that if you are related to him you can free his soul.Also, he had 4 children.
"A young woman named Lina was dying and she told her last wish to a man named Pronzer. The request was to kill a monster that poisoned her. Only the monster's blood could save her, so Pronzer agreed. He found the monster and slew him with ease due to him having a special sword which was crafted by an expert blacksmith. His sword was then blessed with powerful enchantment meaning his blood activated the swords true potential. He went back to the woman and gave her the blood. She turned out to be an evil witch . She locked Pronzer's soul in to the sword but she perished due to the awesome power of the sword."
It is also said that if you are related to him you can free his soul.Also, he had 4 children.
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Get the pooner mug.POOZER (n): someone who dresses cliche, acts sleazy, and acts like a total tool.
POOZER (adj): cliche, cheesy, annoying, of the d-bag descent.
POOZIN' (v) acting like a total poozer.
POOZER (adj): cliche, cheesy, annoying, of the d-bag descent.
POOZIN' (v) acting like a total poozer.
MALE poozers can be seen sporting (but is not limited to) the following things: Ecko, Famous, Timberland, or Tapout brand clothing; button up shirts with flames/dragons on them; Myspace/Facebook pictures containing them with no shirt on, flexing as if they are about to poop their pants; tattoos containing their name, Chinese/tribal symbols, dragons, or the Famous logo; typically text/type "LyK3 DysS 2 ImPrezS tha L@d!ez"; they're myspace is pimped out with lil' wayne quotes & music; have an uncanny ability to try to talk you into "S3nDyn dEm Sum pixx".
FEMALE poozers can be spotted taking part in the following things: the kissy lip/peace sign combo in Facebook/Myspace pictures; a ridiculous amount of cheetah/zebra print clothes; text/type "LyK3 Dys"; use the term "lol" after every other word; cell phone signatures consist of things like "#1 DiVa 4 Lyf3", "Betta 0fF wiTouT hym", etc.; take pictures of themselves drinking alcohol; use the classic "roll shorts more times than i need to, to make my butt look bigger" method of attracting other poozers; wear Aeropostale polos/jeans with butterflies imprinted on them; set their myspace name as their first name, then a dramatic noun after it. ex-SAMMY SUICIDE, or DIANNE DISASTER; load up their arms with hemp bracelets to make themselves a "hippie"; can be seen sporting a large amount of peace sign jewelry; have tattoos containing: butterflies/zebra hearts/etc.; take pictures making out with their boyfriends.
FEMALE poozers can be spotted taking part in the following things: the kissy lip/peace sign combo in Facebook/Myspace pictures; a ridiculous amount of cheetah/zebra print clothes; text/type "LyK3 Dys"; use the term "lol" after every other word; cell phone signatures consist of things like "#1 DiVa 4 Lyf3", "Betta 0fF wiTouT hym", etc.; take pictures of themselves drinking alcohol; use the classic "roll shorts more times than i need to, to make my butt look bigger" method of attracting other poozers; wear Aeropostale polos/jeans with butterflies imprinted on them; set their myspace name as their first name, then a dramatic noun after it. ex-SAMMY SUICIDE, or DIANNE DISASTER; load up their arms with hemp bracelets to make themselves a "hippie"; can be seen sporting a large amount of peace sign jewelry; have tattoos containing: butterflies/zebra hearts/etc.; take pictures making out with their boyfriends.
by mollyfreakinggray April 13, 2010
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