poonis

A cross between a Poo and a Penis.
A penis made totally out of poo.

you're A poonis.

shutup you stupid poonis.

by Michael Filing November 22, 2004

POONIS

plural for pooni

by Josh Simpson September 9, 2003

Poonis

An alien penis

Aw man, that alien had one massive poonis

by Yeet boi 3000 April 9, 2019

poonis

when u dip ur penis in some poop it becomes poonis

"dip my penis in some poop call it a poonis" - james budahar

by MadeThisAccountForPoonis July 7, 2020

poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

poonis

combination of penis and poon;

1)can be used in reference to a dike, tranny, homo, etc.

2)can be used to express how ugly a person is.

3)when your swimsuit is old and ratty and it sags at the crotch, it looks like a poonis.

That dike must have a poonis, I can't tell what it is.

That bitch looks like a poonis.

Get a new swimsuit you look like you have a poonis.

by secretscrotum January 6, 2009

Poonis

What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.

Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!

Billy: first mate reporting for duty!

Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.

Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...

Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.

10 minutes later:

Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.

Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...

by Pollup October 3, 2008