Wild pony

A wild pony is a super hot woman (Usually blonde and from Spain or Italy) that fucks incredibly good and is like a she devil in bed. Every one wants her but only 1 percent of men can handle her. She will fight, scratch and yell her way out of situations she doesn't agree with. Afterwords she is the most loving and porn star fuckable woman ever. You keep her around for her loving moments and fuck abilities.

Yo man... did you see Chets girl she got pissed and smashed his truck up with a bat! Ya... then she just wiggled that smokin ass and took him to the room. Man... that girl is a wild pony! Watch out!

by Harshy1 June 16, 2015

brushing the pony

Slang for male masturbation.

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

by waikikimelon June 29, 2013

Sunshine Rainbow White Pony

An innocent song that people joke about because it sounds like the fabled n-word.
Also, it actually bops.

"Yo, search up sunshine rainbow white pony and go to 1:00."
*searches it up*
"Bro, wtf..."

by TwksqR December 1, 2020

Porcelain Pony

A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage

"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Pony Jar

The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy

Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day

“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”

“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”

by Velvet.Exe January 2, 2020

poody hair

a pubic hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.

by NCKnobster February 23, 2011

Ponytown

Twitter but MLP

*Someone starting discourse*
"there goes ponytown again"

by plspaldksaijdisa March 13, 2021