pooer

Poorer than poor. Rhymes with doer.

To call that peasant poor is an understatement. He's pooer.

by dstigers September 25, 2013

pooperbate

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

party pooper

A person who ruins a party by either stopping the fun or not participating in a certain activity.

Jeff is a party pooper because he won't play Spin The Bottle.

by Special July 18, 2004

Poopertainment

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Poomer

Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.

John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"

Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."

by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019

Ninja pooper

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

by newsvava February 21, 2009

Porcelain Pooper

One who lifts the toilet seat to sit on the porcelain while defecating.

Phil is the only porcelain pooper I know.
shart shit poop toilet muffin

by DTOM6106 October 19, 2010