Poofie

The act of taking selfies whilst pooping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.

I'm getting real tired of all these poofie's that Geoffrey has been snapchatting me today

by Fergo's got a gun April 11, 2014

Poofie

The kind of poop that you get when you are constipated and it floats . Also rabbit poop . Looks like Cocoa Pebbles or Sugar Puffs.

Noah left some poofies in the toilet again.

by Ujal April 4, 2005

poofter

A slang word originating from Australia in the 1960s meaning homosexual. Word can be derogatory depending on context and users intent.

He is so effeminate, what a poofter!

by Wordswine June 2, 2015

poofters

another word for a gay

shut up you bunch of poofters

by graham is the best November 8, 2007

pootie tang

I gonna sign yo pity on the runny kine.
Sa-da-tay, my Daimee.

runny kine??? Don't ask... I don't know either.

by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

pooptie

a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.

Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.

by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010

Pootie Paper

Excess money used as toilet paper as a result of being very wealthy.

Toss me that fat stack of pootie paper, I'm about to drop a deuce and I'm fixin to make it rain down the drain.

by soulfulsock November 2, 2013