pelvic poncho

a condom

dont forget to wear your pelvic poncho when its raining HIV outside.

by Foobear February 14, 2004

poncho

A Latin American style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. It's basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. It was extremely popular in the 1970s. Supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but I'm in college and I wouldn't know about that.

I just bought a black fishnet poncho with sequins, which will form an integral part of my new "1970s punk/porn" style.

by marla x0 July 28, 2004

Poncho

A cool ass Hispanic friend , always looking out for you . aka The Ponch.

Yo Poncho I need a ride . I got you fam, an then will go get beers after .

Say Ponch what you doing tonight? Picking up some hoes with you bruh , be there in 5.

by KiddP December 20, 2016

Poochomp

1. Colloquial term for a fecalpheliac, or any person who enjoys chomping on excrement.
2. A derogatory term, used to describe someone of utmost annoyance.

1. "Hey man, you still seeing that asian chick"?
"nah, couldn't stand her breath, turns out she was a poochomper"
2. "Stop banging my ma, you poochomp!"

by BlackPhoenix December 14, 2008

poncho legs

Quite self explanatory. A person with large flabby discolored legs, mistaken as a tool or device to keep something dry.

"Hey look at that ladies poncho legs."
"Ew, They are just hanging over the bicycle seat."

by The Incorrectum January 31, 2010

poochon

A dog breed which is the poodle and bichon frise.

This is my dog, Peanut, and he is a poochon. He is so cute and fuzzy!

by The Real Budder October 9, 2015

Poncho Up

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.

I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019