phonochondriac

A phonochondriac is a person who constantly thinks that something is wrong with their cellular phone, when in fact everything is working fine. They constantly come down to their cellular provider to ask a million questions about their phone, and get a dumb look from the associate helping them. If the associate fixes one of the "issues" with their phone, they just make another one up. The associate will have no choice but to do a warranty exchange to get them out of the store.

Customer: Something is wrong with my phone. The battery dies really fast.
Associate: It's only supposed to last that long.
Customer: Well it freezes on me also.
Associate: You have 50+ applications open.
Customer: It drops signal, and I hate this phone so much.
Associate: Let's just do a warranty exchange.
Associate to coworker: Man, what a phonochondriac I just had.

phonochondriac by HarveyBrown February 2, 2013

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prodochondriac

pra-da-kon-dree-ack

Noun- Person who buys anything new on the market or new to themselves. Just like a HYPOCHONDRIAC is ailed with any illness/problems going around.

Word was invented by me due to my wife spending all my dough on any and everything new to market.

"She is such a prodochondriac, i pads, i phones, handbags, shoes any thing new she thinks she'll use!"
or

"you are such a prodochondriac, you need that new tablet bad don't you, wtf happened to pencils and paper and s**t.."

prodochondriac by Mustards12s October 21, 2011

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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