Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"

The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`

by Governor Diamond & The ToastMaster Flash August 6, 2006

A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Okie Pokie

To agree to something in a cute way.

First used by Taylor Matthew Erikson.

Girl: Can we make cupcakes?
Boy: Okie pokie, baby (:

by LaLaLoveh January 17, 2010

ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

ponce number 1

a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.

"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce

by greyfrust September 21, 2009

Ponderkin

A young individual that seems to ponder over a number of situations. Can also look confused or lifeless when thinking, or even sleeping.

"Oi you little ponderkin, what you thinking about?"

"Ahh you a sleeping ponderkin?"

by ajw711 April 19, 2009

Poncey

The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.

Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 5, 2005