ponieh

i. A horse or pony that has long standy-up hair that looks like it has been electrified and wide-eyed mildly startled expression.

Or

ii. A way of shouting ponieh as you drive past a horses field and are excited to see them (high pitched ending as in ponnn -ieh!!)

Oh my look at that ponieh!!

There's a ponieh!!

ponieh by parksya September 30, 2012

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010

pokiehole

A West Indian (mostly Guyanese) term for a woman's vagina. It's usually used to insult a person.

"You damn pokiehole. You don't know shit".

"Shut ya pokiehole up."

pokiehole by JNC September 20, 2006

Poneh

Poneh is a girls name and it is a type of flower in Persian, a girl who is named poneh will make your life 100 times better with her amazing smile and gorgeous face.
Don’t ignore her because things will get dirty, enjoy every seconds with poneh because you will regret it otherwise.

Omg is that poneh? Her smile just blows me away.

Poneh by Haj agha March 31, 2020

OMG! Ponies! 

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.

Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!

OMG! Ponies! by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007