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owns ponies
The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".
owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007
Related Words
ponieh • ponied • poneh • ponehole • ponisha • Poeniehead • pokiehole • ponie • poniea • ponies are north
Magical Ponies
Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
calm your ponies
A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".
A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"
"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010
OMG! Ponies!
A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.
Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!
OMG! Ponies! by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007
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